He's Not That Into You??????

 Okay, so I don’t know about you all out there but I’m horrible at reading signals. When I say signals, I’m sure you, my lovely readers know what I mean. The signals that let you know if the guy or girl you’ve been eyeing are also eyeing you! Well, I can say with all honesty, I am the worst signal reader of all time. I often mistake kindness for something else entirely and so if I find the male to be interesting, I’ll take this little slither of hope that I think he’s given me and run with it. Suddenly, he’s my best friend, I like to see him smile and I want to make him happy, I’m the one there when he’s having issues and needs an ear to listen. However, eventually, my fantasy must stop and reality makes sure that it comes to an abrupt halt. Before, I know it he’s telling some else his problems, he has a new best friend and he smiles at another girl’s jokes. And I am left feeling worst than a sumo wrestler stuck on a tiny toliet with constipationfrom eating too much rice and meat buns. And then the worst moment of all is when I talk to my friends about my dilemna. I lay my heart and soul out to them, asking them why he doesn’t like me and why he choose her over me after all we’ve been through. They simply look at me and say, ” He’s just not that into you,” or ” He’s not into you like that.” My world slowly crumbles and I’m left feeling dumber than ever. These six words should never be allowed to come together in a sentence.

 I begin wondering why exactly he’s not into me? I mean my friends told me he wasn’t but they never  ( as usual) give an explanation as to why he’s not that into me? Is it my hair? Does he prefer it long? My body? Is there just a bit too much junk in the trunk for him? My breath, maybe?? I mean I do love garlic…….In the end I’m left with no answers and just continue to feel crappy about myself. And now as I type this text I’m wondering three things: Should I find new friends? Should I stop being such a hopeless romantic and let them doing the chasing instead of the other way around? And lastly, why isn’t he that into me??????? Some questions will never be answered.