Hey, peeps! So, suddenly I have all these ideas for my blogs and I could not wait to share them even though I just updated both blogs last night. Usually, I cross blog (posts essentially the same things on both blogs), but this post is special and will only appear on the "Terrifying Tasha Monster." This post won't be super long. It's just a list some facts about the Tasha Monster that may peek your interest. Enjoy!
TERRIFYING TASHA MONSTER FACTS:
Fact 1: This ferocious creature can be found hiding in the dark dusty sections of any library or book store.
Fact 2: The beast's diet is composed of coffee, tea, sarcasm, Naked juice and chocolate.
Fact 3: Something that most people don't know is that the Tasha Monster has wings and is a frequent flyer. She has been spotted in Dubai, China, Paris and London. There are rumors she'll be visiting southern India next.
Fact 4: Her greatest weakness is "Game of Thrones." The show will hypnotize her and leave her open for an attack.
Fact 5: Her origins start in Africa.
Fact 6: She protects herself with the attack scientists have named "Morning Breath."
Fact 7: She is a camouflage master, but is known to hide under hoodies and sweat pants.
Fact 8: She has talons that she uses to capture any hipster who goes astray from their pack.
Fact 9: The creature often sheds her skin and from that shedding she appears with new hair styles. She has been known to sport an afro, twists, corn rolls and braids.
Fact 10: She can constantly monitor the activity of millions of people through a super power that has been called the Internet.
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